Monday, March 30, 2009

Someone must be really humiliated, but for once it isn't me

I spent this weekend pretty much how I spend most of my weekends. I went to the studio Friday night, painted, and then four of us had our normal Friday night "after party". Our after party is pretty tame - we clean the studio, set up for Saturday's class, paint, chill out, and talk until about 1:00 a.m. or later. This time we were there until about 1:30 so I got home around 2:00. Y'all, I am getting way too old to do this every week.

I taught a class on Saturday afternoon. Something crazy always happens at the studio on Saturdays. So I was shocked that I conducted a two and a half hour class, every single student was brand new to the studio (except for a friend of mine and the studio owner who comes regularly), and yet everything went as smoothly as it could possibly go. But the day was not over......

My class was from 1:00 to 3:30. My friend and I had the studio cleaned and set up for our evening class by 4:00, and then the owner came by and the three of us went to grab lunch/dinner before we had to be back at 5:00. The owner decided to stop and get some ice cream on the way back from dinner but I was stuffed and told her I was heading on back (we were in separate cars - long boring story). I opened up the back door to put the satellite radio antenna outside and there was a car parked behind our studio. There are never supposed to be cars parked back there. I looked through the back windshield of the car to see if anyone was inside so I could tell them to move along, but I didn't see anyone's head in the driver's side so I assumed they had parked and walked somewhere. I left the back door open so we could see when the person came back for their car and could tell them not to park there anymore.

A few minutes later, I saw the owner and our friend pull up in front of the studio. At the exact same time, a car with 4 teen boys pulled in. The teens got out and started walking behind the studio (teens go back there and hang out, chill out, skateboard, etc. sometimes which is fine with us as long as they aren't doing anything illegal). The owner walked in and I told her why the back door was open and she walked back there. Suddenly, I heard a whole bunch of laughing from the teen boys and the owner. I walked back and the owner told me as they all approached the car, they saw a girl and guy pop up from the back seat and they were completely naked. The girl was trying to hastily put her bra on. We all stood there - because apparently we are mean - and laughed until they got dressed. They were both hiding their faces as they sped away. So the tradition still stands: something crazy always happens on Saturdays. Sometimes that means teen couples are having sex in the backseat of a car out back by the dumpster. How romantic! I really hope it wasn't that girl's first time having sex. Can you imagine? If it isn't bad enough having sex in the back seat of a car next to a dumpster behind a shopping center, they were caught by SEVEN people!

5 comments:

nancypearlwannabe said...

Ha ha ha... gross.

flurrious said...

Eek.

3carnations said...

Ick.

I'm certainly no expert on car relations...But was it necessary that they completely disrobe to pull that off??

CDP said...

I thought the same thing as 3carn! Same thing...not an expert, but really, they could have kept SOME clothes on.

Fianna said...

They kinda deserved to be caught if they are in a populated area, in DAYLIGHT, nekkid!

Ewwww.